Funny quotes about money
If money doesn't grow on trees then how come banks have branches?
I'm one step away from being rich. All I need now is money.
Maybe money can't buy happiness but could you give me some and allow me to learn that lesson by myself?
I have no money and three kids. Why can't I have three money and no kids??? (Homer Jay Simpson)
When I was young, 20$ felt like 100$. Now 20$ feels more like 1$...
Girls just wanna have FUNDS!
Some say that love is more important than money but have they ever tried to pay bills with a hug???
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale. (Zig Ziglar, motivational speaker)
I HATE mathematics, but I LOVE counting money!
Money can talk, but all it ever says is "good-bye". American Proverb
A bank is a place where you can borrow money if you prove that you don't need it.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect to get the loan back.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in good weather and will ask you to it bring back when it begins to rain.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Love does a lot... but money does everything!
One lawyer with a briefcase can steal from you more money than 1000 men with guns.
Funny money quotes
Credit cards are like mosquitoes. Sooner or later they are back to suck my blood.
If you are alone - I'll be your shadow.
If you want to cry - I'll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug - I'll be your pillow.
If you want to be happy, I'll be your smile.
If you need money - wait for your salary...
When a man tells you how he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose???'
A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend.
A pocketful of money is not as good as an empty one is bad.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes easier to live in misery.
I live so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart...
I won't stay in bed unless I can make money in it. (George Burns, American actor)
Money doesn't make you happy. Right now I have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had only 48 million...
All people, except me, want to become millionaires. But I want to become a... billionaire!
If you are so clever then why am I so rich? (Warren Edward Buffett, business magnate)