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Facebook has estimated net worth - $100 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time in Facebook. - Jay Leno

Andy Warhol once said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is like that except you're not really famous but your 15 minutes goes on forever. - Craig Ferguson

The two main websites in the world are Wikipedia, where you can learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you can learn about people you don't care at all. - Craig Ferguson

Some people use Facebook to check up on ex. It seems creepy. I like the old-fashioned way - if you want to check up on an ex, go through their trash. - Craig Ferguson

When Mark Zuckerberg got married - Facebook raised $15 billion on the stock market. Zuckerberg listed the 10 things he loves about her, while she listed the 15 billion things she loves about him. - Jimmy Fallon

Facebook now has 1 billion users. The previous record holder was... heroin. - Jimmy Kimmel

You're broke when you play Farmville for a vacation...

When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook!

I had a dream to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook...!

Investors are be able to buy shares of Facebook stock. It's great - now you can lose all your money in the same place you lost all your time. - Jimmy Fallon

Computer hackers managed to shut down Twitter and Facebook for several hours yesterday. American productivity has jumped by 150%. - Conan O'Brien

Facebook has passed over 1000 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the second-largest country and the least productive. - Jimmy Kimmel


Funny sayings about Facebook

-Why is Facebook like to be in prison?
-You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by people you don't really know!

-Why is Facebook a best site for loners?
-Because it's the only place where they can talk to walls and not be considered a loser!

-How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
-So ugly that Facebook banned her/him and sent back to Myspace!

I update my status just to annoy other people who don't like me.

"Like" this post if you are tired of telling you what to like.

It's raining outside! I have to update my FB status to tell people who don't have windows!

When I deleted my Facebook account, friend thought that I died.

Facebook - even more ways to stay connected to people you don't really like.

"Face" your problems, not "Facebook" them!

Then somebody unlikes you on FB, it means that the garbage took itself out!

I changed Facebook name to "Nobody". When i press "Like it", everybody can read "Nobody Likes This".

Facebook is the way for adults to have imaginary friends.

My Facebook is probably broken. Nobody liked my new status!

I don't suppose I really know you very well, but Facebook told me it's your birthday, so ... happy birthday!

I like Facebook because it is like sunglasses. I can stare at other people without getting caught!

After 3 changes of Facebook relationship status it should default to "unstable".

People don't know this, but it's possible to go somewhere without posting about it.

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