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Funny God quotes

Nature is like unlimited broadcasting radio station, through which God speaks to us everyday, if we only will tune in. - George Washington Carver

God is a comedian playing to an audience which is too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether God is prepared for the great test of meeting me is another question. - Winston Churchill

Black hole is where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

I have got nothing against God. I just can't stand his fan club!


Jesus funny quotes

Why I believe in Jesus? People followed Him before Twitter!

Presence of beer proofs that Jesus loves us all and wants us to be very happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If you have to curse, please use your own name. - Jesus

I am not fat at all! Jesus loves me so much that he decided to super size me.

If every person is a child of God, what's so special about Jesus Christ??? - Jimmy Car


Great jokes about Lord

When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend. I could talk to him and he could grant me wishes. But then and stopped going to church... - Jimmy Car

God can't be everywhere, so he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Suicide is a way of telling God: "You can't fire me - I'm quit. - Bill Maher

God created woman because he decided to tame man. - Voltaire

In the begining God said "Let there be light". There was still nothing but everybody could see it. - Dave Thomas

I wished to ask God for a bike, but I knew God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive. - Emo Philips

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