Funny quotes about women

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Funny sayings about being a woman

Woman has the last word in every argument. If a man says anything after that - it's the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 theories of arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Women dreams to have 4 animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the door, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a donkey to pay for all.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, because she changes it very often.

A jealous woman can do better investigation than the FBI!

If a woman says "What?" she's giving you a chance to change your opinion.

The real man wants 2 things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous toy.

When your woman says "do whatever you want" it means you shouldn't do whatever you want...

When a man brings his woman flowers for no reason... there's a reason.


Funny quotes about women

The only man to whom woman can listen is a photographer.

Woman is absolutely defenseless... but only until the nail polish is dry.

If women didn't exist, all the money would mean nothing.- Aristotle Onassis

If a woman she is ready in 5 minutes - Stop calling every half hour!

No man knows more about women than I do. I know nothing.

Woman is God's second mistake.- Friedrich Nietzsche

I've never heard that a woman has shot a man while he was washing the dishes.

I have enough clothes and shoes. I don't like to go shopping. - No woman ever

Every woman desires a man who makes them laugh and feel safe. It's a clown ninja!

A woman who doesn't change her mind doesn't have one.

I am a great housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.


Funny women's right quotes

If your wife decides to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Women who seek to be equal with men have lack of ambition. - Marilyn Monroe

Woman likes to sleep on the right side of the bed because even in her sleep she has to be right!

Women who seek to be equal with men have no ambition.

A quiet man = clever man. A quiet woman = mad woman.

Whatever woman does she must do twice as well as man to be considered half as good. Luckily, it is not very difficult.

I am the boss in our house. My wife told me so.

The average woman would rather prefer beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Those amazing eyes... Those kissable lips... That great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That's enough about me. How about you?

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