Funny quotes about marriage

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Funny quotes about marriage

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for this institution yet.

5 words for a successful marriage: I'm sorry - it's my fault...

My advice is to get married: if you find a sweet wife you'll be happy; if not - you'll become a philosopher.

Women marry man hoping that he will change. Man marry women hoping she will not. Each is inevitably disappointed.

Marriage is the war where we sleep with the enemy. - Gary Busey

If you want to remember your wife's birthday - forget it once. - H.V.Prochnow

A key to successful marriage: whenever you're wrong admit it, whenever you're right - shut up!

Some people ask me the secret of my long marriage. We go to a restaurant two times a week. Candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesday, I go on Friday...

The secret of a happy long marriage is... a secret to everyone!


Don't get married to young. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?

In Hollywood a marriage is successful if it outlasts milk.

It is better to get married in the morning. That way if something goes wrong, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Marriage is like a Workshop. Husband works and wife shops.

I won't marry again. I will find an ugly woman and just give her a house.


Funny thoughts on wedding

I want a man who makes me feel alive, who won`t cheat and will always stand by my side... I should marry my dog.....

The longest sentence is known to man on wedding: "I do".

I was born to be wild but got married instead...

Before wedding make your beloved to use a slow Internet and you'll see who he (she) really is. - Whitney Cummings

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but... who wants to live in an institution? - H. L. Mencken

A husband is what is left of the lover after wedding when the nerve is extracted.- Helen Rowland

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine which gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar...

The No 1 cause for divorce is marriage!

A man is incomplete until marriage. After marriage he is finished.

Weddings are made in heaven. But so is thunder... - Clint Eastwood

A married man should forget his mistakes, because there is no sence to remember the same thing for two people.

Don't laugh on wife's choices. You are one of them!

Wedding is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A blind wife and a deaf husband and are always a happy couple. - John Florio

Wedding is a mistake every man should make.

Once a little boy asked his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied: "I don't know son, because I'm still paying."

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