Funny quotes about family

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Funny family quotes

You can call it a clan, a network, a tribe or a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, but you need one. - Jane Howard

Mother Nature is amazing. It gives us 12 years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. - Eugene Bertin

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a musician. - Michael Levine

Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

One out of 4 people is a Chinese origin. If your father, mother or your brother are not Chinese, it must be you!

There are 2 things that every child will share willingly - communicable diseases and its mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You don't choose your family. They are Lord's gift to you, as you are to your family. - Desmond Tutu

Be kind with your kids. Maybe they choose your home when you are old!

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange. It's a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

First you are a child to your parents, then parent to your children, then parent to your parents, finaly child to our children. - Milton Greenblatt


Funny sayings about family problems and drama

I don't need any enemies. I have a family already!

You spend the first 2 years of children's life teaching them how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and keep silence.

If you don't believe in ghosts, it means you've never been to a family reunion. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, sharing and close family in ... another city. - George Burns

Nobody asks me if I have crazy people in my family. They just ask what side I am on!

Never underestimate a child's capability to get into even more trouble. - Martin Mull

My family is temperamental. Half temper and half mental...

Parenting is the only job, that you don't know if you are doing well until it's too late!

Holidays with family are for crying and eating...

The great advantage of living in a big family is that early lesson of life's unfairness. - Nancy Mitford

My grandmother usually walks 5 miles per day. It's interesting where she is at this moment...

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