Funny quotes about friends

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Funny sayings and quotes about friendship

I have a lot of best friends, but some of them I don't even hardly know!

How can a person have so many friends? Ask anybody over 30 - if he tells you he has more than 10 friends, he is counting co-workers.

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

I am a friend who laughs funnier than joke.

If you need an advice, ask me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, come to me. If you need money... I can't be reached!

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - I have friends in both.

Real friends are those people who know you well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

The enemy of my enemy is a friend of mine.

A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, supportive, comfortable, lifts you up, makes you look and feel better and always close to your heart!

Two people are never such good friends as those who share a common dislike of a third person.

Friendship is Lords's way of apologizing for our families.

Friendship borns at that single moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one'.

A true friend is like a computer. 'Enters' your life, 'saves' you in his heart, 'formats' everything you need, 'controls' your emotions, 'shifts' you to lots of opportunities, 'deletes' bad memories and never throw you to the 'recycle bin'!


Funny friends quotes and jokes

Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards.

There are no strangers in the world, only friends I haven't met yet.

Fake friends never ask for food. Only true friends are the reason why you don’t have food at home.

A home made friend wears longer than one you can buy in the market.

A friend is someone who hasn't borrowed money from you yet.

We cherish our friends not for amusing us, but for our ability to amuse them.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo. Real friend is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the sea, but the true ones stay, like an... octopus on your face!

Give me just one friend who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

It takes a lot of time to grow an old friend.

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