Funny quotes about marriage
5 words for a successful marriage: I'm sorry - it's my fault...
I won't marry again. I will find an ugly woman and just give her a house.
Funny quotes about love
To love is like to be stupid together.
Love is blind but my neighbors are not.
Funny quotes about men
Men never grow up. They just get bigger!
A woman without a man is like a fish without skates.
Funny quotes about women
No man knows more about women than I do. I know nothing.
I have enough clothes and shoes. I don't like to go shopping. - Said no woman ever
Funny quotes about friends
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards!
Funny quotes about family
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a musician.
I don't need any enemies. I have a family already!
Funny quotes about being single
I think... therefore I'm a single man!
Yes, I am single. But... I'm not available.