5 words for a successful marriage: I'm sorry - it's my fault...

I won't marry again. I will find an ugly woman and just give her a house.

To love is like to be stupid together.

Love is blind but my neighbors are not.

Men never grow up. They just get bigger!

A woman without a man is like a fish without skates.

No man knows more about women than I do. I know nothing.

I have enough clothes and shoes. I don't like to go shopping. - Said no woman ever

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards!

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a musician.

I don't need any enemies. I have a family already!

I think... therefore I'm a single man!

Yes, I am single. But... I'm not available.