Funny quotes about health

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Health jokes

An apple per day can keep the doctor away, but an onion per day can keep everyone away!

Eat well, stay fit and ... die anyway!

Dear fat, prepare to die!!!

A doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity? I answered: "No, we ENJOY it".

I'm very sick and tired of being sick and tired.

There aren't any secrets of weight loss. Just stop eating garbage and get off your ass!

A glass of wine each evening is for my healt. Other glasses are for my dance moves!


Funny health quotes

I don't waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

If a patient dies, the doctor is guilty, but if he gets well - only the saints have saved him. - Italian Proverb

Be careful when reading health books, because you can die of a misprint. Mark Twain

When I see the words "fat free", I think "it's chemical shit storm"!

I don't wish to achieve immortality through my work but through not dying. - Woody Allen

It's strange how many superheroes exposured by radiation get superpowers instead of cancer.

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