Funny quotes about being lazy

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Funny quotes on laziness and being lazy

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for many years!

They say that hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

1st rule of lazy people: If you can't reach it easily, you don't need it!

2nd rule: ule: Just do it! But not today...

Give a lazy person a fish and he will eat it. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and sleep all day.

I don't mind coming to work, but that 8 hours of waiting to go home really suc_ks.

Laziness is the first big step towards efficiency.- Patrick Bennett

We will be friends forever because I'm too lazy to find new ones.

Housework probably won't kill me but why take a chance?

Lazy people work harder.


Funny lazy people quotes

Waiting patiently for the fattest bone is a dog's lifestyle. - Michael Bassey Johnson

I won't read this book, because I don't like it's covers. They are too far apart for.

Maybe laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But she is a MOTHER and I have to respect her.

Hard work pays only in the future, laziness pays off today!

Thanks for being so lazy at your work. Now I look like a superstar in comparison!

I don't clean my house because I can get distracted by the cool stuff I find.

I hate housework, because several months later I have to start all over again!

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