Funny quotes about girls

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Funny girls quotes

I hate when girls reply to me hey instead of I love you too when I say hi... Submited by: Ankit Singh

Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!

Girls have an unfair advantage over guys: if they don't get something they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

How to make a girl to fall in love with you by saying just in 3 words??? Tell her: "I play baseball!"

Girls are like cell phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected!

Good girls = bad girls who never get caught.

There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.

Hope your day is as beautiful as your butt!

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.

Girl's most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory - smile, and the best pair of heels - confidence.

When a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, this means that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

In every girl there is a goddess.

I like to see you smiling but only when my camera is on! Submited by: Beany

You are the best girlfriend if his ex-girlfriends hate you, his mother loves you and he can't forget you!

If a girl asks a question, it's better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!

Boys love Baseball. Girls love Baseball Players!

Filtering with a girl is like playing chess. One wrong move and you are married!

How to find out girl's faults? Try to praise her to her girlfriends.

I never thought I would laugh again... But then I saw your new girlfriend!


Types of IT girls:

HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you. FOREVER!

RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around

WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least she's fun

INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access

SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look beautiful

PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are nonsense.

VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose everything...

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