Funny quotes about politics

A real politician is someone who can send you to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the jorney.

Why is it that as soon as politician gets elected he starts to believe that our money belongs him?

People lie the most after a hunt, during a war or before an election. (German statesman Otto von Bismarck)

What president doesn't do to his wife, he'll do it to the country. (Film director Mel Brooks)

Giving power and money to goverment is like giving beer and car to teenage boys. (Political satirist P. J. O'Rourke)

I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat! (Humorist Will Rogers)

I suppose you aren't an idiot. And suppose you are not a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. (Writer Mark Twain)

We can lead someone to congress, but we can't make him think. (American actor Milton Berle)

Political correctness is just a tyranny with manners. (Actor and political activist Charlton Heston)

A Liberal is a Conservative who hasn't been robbed yet.

If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently.

The best argument against democracy is a 5 minutes conversation with the average voter. - Churchill

Politics - repeat of a lie often enough.

I think (while it's still legal).

Put the politicians on minimum salary and watch how fast things change.

The ten most dangerous words in the English language are "Hi, I'm from the government to help you" - Ronald Reagan

If we lie to the government - it's a felony. But if they lie to us - it's politics. - Bill Murray

What keeps politicians in office - is the short memories of voters. - Will Rogers

If you put the federal government in charge of desert, soon there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

If you want to make your family tree - just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Mark Twain

Don't steal - the government hates competition.