Funny quotes about people

Egotistis a person who is more interested in himself than in me. (American writer Ambrose Bierce)

Some people give and forgive, others get and forget...

A narcissist is a person better looking than you are. (American writer Gore Vidal)

Someone will always be prettier, smarter or younger than you, but they'll never be you.

The nicest thing about egotists is that they don't like to talk about other people. (Writer Lucille S. Harper)

Always remember that you are completely unique. Just like everyone else...

The average person thinks... he isn't!

I am nobody. And nobody is perfect. It means - I am perfect!

Everyone has photographic memory, but not all have the memory card.

Don't be so humble, because you are not that great! (An Israeli politician Golda Meir)

The people who know the least - always have the most to say.

Stupid people were put on this planet to test others anger management skills.

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. (Irish writer Oscar Wilde)

I don't hate people, I just feel better when they aren't around. (Writer Charles Bukowski)

There's always one person that pis*es you off, no matter what he does or says.

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