What keeps politicians in office - is the short memories of voters.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently.

The people who know the least - always have the most to say.

I am nobody. And nobody is perfect. It means - I am perfect!

Just do it! But tomorrow...

Hard work pays only in the future, laziness pays off today!

Eat well, stay fit and ... die anyway!

Be careful when reading health books, because you can die of a misprint.

You are never too old to learn something stupid.

All diseases run into one - old age.

I was lost in thought. It was such an unfamiliar territory...
God loves stupid people, because he made so many of them!

Boys never grow up. Just their toys are getting bigger and bigger!

I haven't changed. I just see things differently now.

I hate when girls reply to me hey instead of i love you too when i say hi ...

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I never thought I would laugh again... But then I saw your new girlfriend!

Love is free, but the diapers are expensive...

If your child is happy, don't try to make him happier!

A person like you is the reason why other people have middle fingers!

It's better to be alone than in bad company.

Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

Annoying person - who asks you again if you don't reply to email within seconds.