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Funny sayings about living


Life is like a hot bath. It feels good to be in it but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

I don't take life too seriously, because nobody gets out alive.

There is no lifeguard in gene pool...

Birthdays are good for us - the more birthdays we have the longer we live

Ignorance of the laws of nature doesn't relieve from alimony.

Experience is a name we give to our mistakes.

Mondays are the terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Life is a big headache on a noisy street.

Life is very changeable. At some point, you're on horseback, in some - vice versa.

If you think nobody cares if you're still alive, try to miss a couple of payments.

Life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

Evening news begins with "Good evening", but then they tell you why it isn't so.

Life is divided into two stages: in first, there is no mind, in second - no health.

If life is a great teacher then don't be surprised if you have to pay school fees.


Funny quotes about life

In the book of life, you can't find answers in the back... - Charlie Brown

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... - Louis Hector Berlioz

People have become the tools of their tools.- Henry David Thoreau

You can live to a hundred years if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask mysel: "Where have I gone wrong?". Then an inner voice answers "This is going to take more than one night." Charles M Schulz

The sad thing about the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Don't think the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing, because it was here first. - Mark Twain

Some people are so afraid of dying that they never start to live. - Henry Vandyke

Life is too short for chess. - Henry James Byron

It is better to be a lion for one day than a sheep for all life.- Sister Elizabeth Kenny


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