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  • Various
  • Drinking and smoking
  • Relationships
  • Work and money
  • Life
  • People
  • Education and science
  • Holidays



Funny life quotes


Life is divided into two stages: in first, there is no mind, in second - no health.

In the book of life, you can't find answers in the back.


Funny quotes about death


You can't get out of life alive.

I intend to live forever. Or to die trying!



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