Funny quotes about New Year

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Funny New Year's quotes

You shouldn't spend new year's eve trying to decide where to spend new years eve!

If you are born in September, it's obvious that your parents started their New Year with a Bang!

On New Years eve there's no such thing as too much sparkle!

I'm driving home for Christmas and will be in therapy by New Year.

An optimist stays awake until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist doesn't sleep to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

New Year's Day is a birthday of every human. - Charles Lamb

There wouldn't be New Year's if you didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

The proper behavior on holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when I get so drunk that kiss the person I'm married to... - P. J. O'Rourke

The New Year is nothing if you're still in love with your comfort zone. - Rachel Wolchin


Jokes about New Year's 2015 resolutions

I can't believe that it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.

My plans for New Year 2015 are:
1. To stop making lists.
B. To be more consistent.
4. Learn to count.

New Year 2015 = New girlfriends = New problems...

Next year my resolution is to make better bad decisions!

Now I am more overweight person in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means I've already met my New Year's resolution. - Jay Leno

My resolutions for next year are:

1. To forgive myself for making stupid mistakes;

2. To forget that you ever existed.

My last New Year's resolution was to lose 30 kg this year. Only 35 kg to go!!!


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