Funny quotes about learning

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know. So why should I be learning??

There are 3 types of people in the world: ones that can count, others that can't count. Which of these 3 are you?

I learn something useful new every day. But I forget 5 other thing...

Anyone who stops learning is getting old, whether at 20 or 80. - Henry Ford

I learn from the mistakes of others people who take my advices!

I speak 12 languages, english is the bestest. - Stefan Bergman

Flying is learning how to hit the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

What's the difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and only then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

We born intelligent but formal education ruines us.

Parent: What did you learn today? Kid: Obviosly not enough, because we have to go back to school tomorrow!

No one wants to learn but everyone wants to get a good degree. - Lee Rudolph

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, but I don't always like to be taught. - Winston Churchill

Nobody wants to fly with the pilot who learned from worksheets.

For every person who wants to teach there are 30 people who don't want to learn much. - W. C. Stellar