Funny quotes about education

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Funny quotes on education

Education is what remains after you have forgotten everything you learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I speak 12 languages. English is the bestest! - Stefan Bergman

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: people that can count and people that can't count. Which of the three are you?

History of humanity is a race between education and catastrophe. H. G. Wells

Welcome new teacher! The salaries are low here and everything is your fault!

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

Every year a lot of stupid students graduate from college. And if they can, so can you!

Education costs mone. But ignorance also does so.


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I am a philosophy major. This means that I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

I took the speed reading course and finished novel 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes. It's about Russia. - Woody Allen

My grandmother wanted me to have an education. That's why she kept me out of school. Margaret Mead

Cauliflower is just a cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain

Parents send their children to college either because they also went to college or they didn’t.

It is a miracle how curiosity survives formal education. Albert Einstein

My life is cool. School for years, college for even more years. Now I work until I die. 

Education is learning what you didn't know even know you didn't know. Daniel Boorstin


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