Funny quotes about smoking

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Quit, stop and no smoking  funny quotes and sayings

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches or a lighter without gas.

Be nice to the smoking people... Every cigarette may be their last.

I only smoke after meals but I eat up to twenty times a day.

Don't drink and drive, just smoke and fly!

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know it because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain

The only safe cigarette is the last one.

Cancer cures smoking.

The last kiss of cigarette is equal to 100 kisses of a beautiful girl. - Submited by: Sandy

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself "I don't want to smoke", but I didn't believe myself.

Why cigarettes can be purchased or sold in fuel stations when smoking is prohibited there?


Funny smoking cigarettes jokes

One cigarette per day keeps the doctor with pay.

Cigarettes can harm your children. Use an ashtray!

They say: "Smoking is killing slowly". But I'm not in hurry! - Submited by: Rajat Bhardwaj

Cigarettes are killers traveling in packs.

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I really hate cigarettes, because whenever I see one, I burn it!

It has been proven that all people who smoke die... It has also been proven that all people who don't smoke die too!

If God had intended men to smoke, he would have put chimneys in their heads. - Submited by: Ashok Kumar Mishra

Shooting stars are just cigarettes thrown away by angels before God could catch them smoking.

I would like to be a volcano. I would smoke all day and people would say - look he is working!

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