Funny quotes about drinking

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Funny drinking quotes

Once I stopped drinking for a while, but then I woke up.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another glass.

When life gives you lemons - ask for tequila and salt.

It is said that alcohol kills slowly... It's ok, I'm not in a hurry!

i just rescued some wine - it was trapped in a bottle.

He doesn't drink anymore. But he doesn't drink any less either.

I'm drinking only to make you more interesting...

Don't drink and drive, you might hit something and spill your drink!

I am not drunk. I am chemically imbalanced.

A good man can make you feel sexy and attractive!  Oh, no... That's vodka!

When wine enters, secrets come out.

Smart quotations about drinking

If I can't drink and drive, why do I need a driver's license to buy alcohol? And why do bars have parking???

I don't drink unless I'm alone or with somebody.

A man who eats dessert doesn't drink enough.

I don't have a problems with drinking. I'm actually quite good at it.

Beer makes you feel the way you wish to feel without beer.

I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from drinking.

While you'll be eating for 2, I'll will be drinking for 2!

The doctor said that I need glasses. He was right. I drank several glasses of vodka and feel much better now!

When I read about the problems of drinking, I gave up... reading.

Drinking is not a solution... Unless you are talking about alcohol!

I am not an alcoholic. I can go for hours without touching a drop.

Great sayings about drinking alcohol

You can only think "WTF???" many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking...

I undoubtedly don't drink all the time. I have to sleep sometimes.

What alcohol will not cure - there is no cure for!

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost... 3 days already! - Tommy Cooper

You're not drunk yet if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

An intelligent man sometimes has to be drunk to spend time with fools. - Ernest Hemmingway

Why I drink? To forget that I drink!

My boss didn't know I am an alcoholic, till one day i came to work... sober.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite. Moreover - always carry a small snake.


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