Beer funny quotes
Top beer sayings
Happy Birthday to my only friend other than beer!
You know, I don't have a beer drinking problem... I'm just very very thirsty.
I don't earn enough money to go on vacation so I just drink beer until I don't know where I am.
Last words of true man: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Beer is the only answer. And I don't care what the question is!
I don't have a beer belly. It's my fuel tank for a sex machine.
Beer is the liquid version of Photoshop.
Great beer jokes
Once I read about the evils of beer and I gave up... reading...
-What is a balanced diet?
-A bottle of beer in each hand!
Man: "I love you and I can't live without you.
Woman: "Is it you or the beer talking?"
Man: "It's me talking to the beer..."
Beer is a proof that God loves you and wants you to be happy!
If beer can't cure it - you have a very very serious problem...
Beer is good, but beers are BETTER!!!
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