Funny quotes about smoking
One cigarette per day keeps the doctor with pay.
Be nice to the smoking ones... Every cigarette may be their last.
Funny quotes about drinking
When wine enters, secrets come out.
I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from drinking.
Beer funny quotes
Beer is the only answer. And I don't care what the question is!
Beer is a proof that God loves you and wants you to be happy!
Funny quotes about alcohol
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy alcohol.
Here is a toast to alcohol! To the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.