One cigarette per day keeps the doctor with pay.

Be nice to the smoking ones... Every cigarette may be their last.

When wine enters, secrets come out.

I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from drinking.

Beer is the only answer. And I don't care what the question is!

Beer is a proof that God loves you and wants you to be happy!

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy alcohol.

Here is a toast to alcohol! To the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.