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Funny sayings about living

 

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good to be in it but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.


I don't take life too seriously, because nobody gets out alive.


There is no lifeguard in gene pool...


Birthdays are good for us - the more birthdays we have the longer we live


Ignorance of the laws of nature doesn't relieve from alimony.


Experience is a name we give to our mistakes.


Mondays are the terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.


Life is a big headache on a noisy street.


Life is very changeable. At some point, you're on horseback, in some - vice versa.


If you think nobody cares if you're still alive, try to miss a couple of payments.


Life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.


Evening news begins with "Good evening", but then they tell you why it isn't so.


Life is divided into two stages: in first, there is no mind, in second - no health.


If life is a great teacher then don't be surprised if you have to pay school fees.

 

Funny quotes about life


In the book of life, you can't find answers in the back... - Charlie Brown


Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... - Louis Hector Berlioz


People have become the tools of their tools.- Henry David Thoreau


You can live to a hundred years if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen


Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask mysel: "Where have I gone wrong?". Then an inner voice answers "This is going to take more than one night." Charles M Schulz


The sad thing about the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin


Don't think the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing, because it was here first. - Mark Twain


Some people are so afraid of dying that they never start to live. - Henry Vandyke


Life is too short for chess. - Henry James Byron


It is better to be a lion for one day than a sheep for all life.- Sister Elizabeth Kenny

 

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