Funny quotes about love
Funny falling in love quotes
When someone who's truly in love with you tells that you're beautiful, cute and sweet - I agree. That's true, 'cause... love is blind!
If love is blind, why lingerie are so popular?
Love is hot as a fire. But you can never tell whether falling in love warms your heart or burns down your house.
A kiss is a lovely nature's trick to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Gravitation is not responsible when people are falling in love. - Albert Einstein
Love is like an hourglass. When the heart fills up - the brain empties. - Jules Renard
It's easier to love all humanity than your neighbor. - Eric Hoffer
To love yourself is to be in a lifelong romance!
Love is like a war. It's easy to begin but very hard to end. - Leo Buscaglia
Wicked person is surrended by fear, good person - by love.
It is ideal to love someone as much as you love yourself. Especially if that someone is a clone. - Jarod Kintz
Nobody is perfect... until you fall in love with him (her).
Love is a temporary insanity which can be cured by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
We all are a little weird and life is a little weird. When we find a person whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness called Love.
To love is like to be stupid together. - Paul Valery
Funny words of love for him and her
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again???
I just want to be with you twice: now and forever!
A boy with his first cigar can make himself sick. A boy with his first girlfriend makes everybody sick. - Mary Wilson
It is said that love is in every corner... Maybe I'm moving in circles???
If love is the answer, could you tell the question? - Lily Tomlin
I'll love you no matter what you'll do. But do you really have to do so much? - Jean Illsley Clarke
My mind is free to go anywhere... But its strange how often my thoughts head in his (her) direction!
It wasn't love at first sight, because It took a full 5 minutes. - Lucille Ball
Love is blind but my neighbors are not.
Man, you are in love, because you have lost interest in your car!
I said I love you but I lied... because this is more than love that I feel inside!!!
It is our differences that attract us together and then they drive us crazy. - Mark Gungor
If you could put a price tag on woman's love, I'd wait for a sale. - Hussein Nishah
Love is blind. That is why lovers like to touch each other. - German Proverb
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Can you prove and scream it to the world!"
Guy silently whispers in her ear: "I love YOU!"
Girl: "Why did you say only to me?"
Guy: "Because you are my world!"